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In case you missed it last night, a sixth grader at O' Hara Catholic School won the World Press Conference Championship of the World with his question to Oregon head coach Mark Helfrich, in which he clarified his initial question about Marcus Mariota leaving or staying by saying this:
Well there's three things that go on at O'Hara Catholic. There's Jesus, there's girls, and there's Marcus Mariota
Obviously this is the greatest thing ever, and hypothetically, if someone were to like money and want more of it, they would sell as many shirts as they could with this on it until the athletic department shut them down, sending one to my house first. But this got me thinking: what are the three things that go on in your life? Clearly if you're reading this, then Marcus Mariota is one of them. But what are the other two? For each facet of my life, they'd look like this.
Slacker Tako - burritos, Netflix, and Marcus Mariota
Teacher Tako - monkey bars, picture books, and Marcus Mariota
Blogger Tako - five hours of sleep, carpal tunnel syndrome, and Marcus Mariota
And for other people, famous people, they might look like this:
Barack Obama - chain-smoking, gray hair, and Marcus Mariota
Vincent Van Gogh - painting, self-harm, and Marcus Mariota
Guy Fieri - flame shirts, cholesterol, and Marcus Mariota
Angelina Jolie - adopting children, adopting more children, and Marcus Mariota
The Somali pirate from Captain Phillips - taking over ships, being the captain now, and Marcus Mariota
Cookie Monster - cookies, cookies, and Marcookies Marioatmealcookies
Lady Gaga - getting caught in bad romances, having an unreadable poker face, and Marcus Mariota
Kevin Hart - talking about being short, being in every movie ever made since 2012, and Marcus Mariota
Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood - money, drinking your milkshake, and Marcus Mariota
Now it's your turn: leave your Marcus Mariota holy trinity in the comments, and tell us what's important to you!