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Quack Fix: I Hate Winning, I Think I'll Move To Corvallis

Your morning helping of Oregon Ducks news.

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

It's amazing. After thousands of years of human existence, we still have so many firsts. The most shocking human first of this year? For the first time in human history, someone said  "I hate winning, I think I'll move to Corvallis." Congratulations on hiring Gary Andersen, Beaver fans, it's far, far better than I thought you would do.

Onto the Quack:


That's all I've got for today. As always, if you find more, share. GO DUCKS!