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Tako Tuesdays: The Comprehensive Marcus Mariota Awards List

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With so many awards, someone needed to put them all in one place.

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In case you hadn't heard, Marcus Mariota has had a pretty good December.

I mean, it's not every day that you win the Polynesian Football Hall of Fame Player of the Year award. And don't scoff, that's a big deal. Here are just some of the players who did NOT win the Polynesian Football Hall of Fame Player of the Year award.

  • Barry Sanders
  • Joe Montana
  • Jerry Rice
  • Walter Payton
  • Tom Brady
  • Peyton Manning
  • Terry Bradshaw
  • Rick Neuheisel
Marcus Mariota is better than all of those players. It's science.

In addition to that player of the year award, Mariota took home a number of notable honors. In fact, there were so many, that it can be hard to keep track of them all. Fortunately for you, I've taken the time to list all the awards in one place. Enjoy.

Marcus Mariota is the winner of the 2014...

Heisman Memorial Trophy

Maxwell Football Club Player of the Year Award

Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award

Walter Camp Player of the Year Award

Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award

Pac-12 Conference Offensive Player of the Year Award

Pac-12 Conference All-Academic Second Team

Pac-12 Conference Championship Game MVP

Skeie's Oregon Offensive MVP Award

Nobel Prize for Physics, for his discovery of the element Heismanium

Academy Award for Acting in a Leading Role, for his performance as Jean Valjean in Les Miserables

Jean ValMariota

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy for sportsmanship

Upper Class Twit of the Year

Marcus Incubator Jones

Latin Grammy for Album of the Year

National League Cy Young Award

Primetime Emmy for Acting, for his portrayal of Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad

Marcus Pinkman

Pulitzer Prize for poetry

Miss USA pageant

American Idol

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With the College Football Playoff MVP,  many All-American teams, and the 2016 presidential election still up for grabs, I'll have to continue to update this list as the accolades continue to pour in.