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USA! USA! USA!

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I mean, let's be real here: the Ducks should not be the center of your sports attention today. In about fifteen minutes, a certain soccer match will commence. While it sounds like an oxymoron, if you are an American, your attention should remain on said match until it's conclusion. Failure to do so will result in revocation of your citizenship. Afterward, feel free to drink heavily, either in celebration or agony while waiting for the NBA Draft. Meanwhile, here's a little Quack:

On a personal note, ten years ago today, I married my best friend in the world. I love you, Debra Piper. Thanks for being awesome in every way AND willing to put up with me.