Here is how I ripped off the rings of our Duck advent calendar this year as we headed toward the first College Football Playoff Championship
Game 1, South Dakota State - Huh, who knew Byron Marshall could play wide receiver?
Game 2.1, Michigan State (halftime) - I knew Helfrich was over his head. Back to the days of celebrating Holiday Bowl victories
Game 2.2, Michigan State (end) - Wow, that's some halftime adjustment by the offense, but I'm still not sold on the D
Game 3, Wyoming - Why the fuck did Helf promote Pellum? Good god our D is bad, I mean that was Wyoming
Game 4, WSU - No way we go through this season unscathed with that O-line and this defense
Game 5, Arizona - Told you.
Game 6, Ucla - Nice win, but the defense is still struggling when it shouldn't
Game 7, Washington - Difference between you and me is I make this look good
Game 8, Cal - I'm going to drink a pint of whiskey cause our D is so bad and we're going to give up threeve jillion points to Stanford's anemic offense
Game 9, Stanford - Huh, maybe Pellum knew what he was talking about this off season
Game 10, Utah - Did we just make a really good defense look stupid?
Game 11, Colorado - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Game 12, Oregon State - Mariota is just something special
Game 13, Arizona - Maybe our D is pretty good?
Game 14, Florida State - THAT is what Oregon looks like hitting on all cylinders
Game 15, Ohio State - I'm at peace. Here we come Ohio State and I trust Helf, this staff, and Mariota to put the best product on the field they can.