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The NFL Draft is finally here! The time has come for your favorite team to begin the process of assembling the necessary parts for an eventual Super Bowl winning team. Through astute scouting, your team could land the next elite quarterback or Pro Bowl defensive anchor. Your team could come away as winners from the crapshoot that is the NFL draft. All of that could happen. But it won't. In reality, your team is going to blow it once again. Your team won't be selecting that cornerback who will go onto haunt your team twice a season. That guy is going to your division rival in the fifth round. Your team is going to settle for the wide receiver with a knack for dropped passes and the undersized safety from the MAC.
*Takes swig of whiskey after having a flashback of AJ Jenkins.
The NFL draft is a grandiose and gaudy spectacle that can be overbearing at times. But to deny its importance is naive and plain idiotic. Still, Whether you're Mel Kiper Jr. or someone who doesn't watch football at all, there's no possible way in identifying which players will pan out and which will flop. So let's drink to not knowing and being completely content with that. Without further adieu, your 2015 ATQ NFL draft drinking game.
The Rules:
1) The ATQ NFL Drinking game must be played in a group.
2) Participants must have a drink in their hand at all times during the game.
3) Each participant must select a position group.
All participants, regardless of position, drink when:
Chicago is mentioned as being the new host city of the draft.
Bears fans boo Jay Cutler after his name is mentioned.
A team is rumored to trade up.
An analyst expresses concern over a player's production in college.
A team trades up or down.
A team is said to be switching to a 4-3 defense.
John Schneider is praised.
Heart, grit, intangibles, or blue-collar are used to describe a player - Usually a Big 10 linebacker.
A drafted player's famous football family is brought up.
A player is said to have a high IQ.
Chris Berman says, "New York FOOTBALL Giants."
A team is described as 'reaching' after selecting a player.
A player's off-the-field-issues are brought up.
The camera focuses on a player's girlfriend.
When a player is described as a 'steal' for falling.
A newly drafted player says he's blessed.
Mel Kiper Jr. says a player has, "all the makings."
A player is regarded as a "sure thing."
A player is said to be just an overall FOOTBALL PLAYER - Again, likely a Big 10 linebacker.
A player's 40 time is mentioned.
If one of the analysts says something along the lines of, "What this pick says is that this team is committed to (insert mediocre quarterback)," after an offensive lineman is selected.
One of the analysts says, "I've watched a ton of tape on this kid."
A player is described as a 'project.'
A player is said to be a "raw talent."
A player's past injury is talked about.
A player is said to have a "high ceiling."
High character is mentioned.
Work ethic is brought up.
A player is described as being, "the first guy in, last guy out."
Jameis Winston is booed.
Roger Goodell is booed.
Jon Gruden says, "Love this pick."
Mel Kiper Jr. mentions, "tremendous upside."
Durability issues are mentioned.
*If an Oregon Duck is drafted, FINISH YOUR DRINK.
THE POSITIONS:
Quarterbacks - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Progressions
Throwing in tight windows
Anticipates openings
Ability to see over his offensive line
Withstand hits
Arm strength
Play from under center
Escape the rush
Take off as a runner
The ball sails
Ben Roethlisburger type player
Dual threat
High release point
Played in a pro-style offense
Poise
Zip on the ball
Patient
Makes the difficult throws
Pocket awareness
Follow through
Feel for pressure
Makes his teammates better
CEO of a future NFL team
Leader
Decision making
IQ
Delivery
Mechanics
Footwork
Extend plays
Quick release
Accuracy
Wide Receivers - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Acceleration
2nd gear
Catch in traffic
Makes catches toward the middle of the field
Get out of breaks
Create separation
Shield defenders from the ball
Dropped passes
Soft hands
Contested catches
Speed
Long strider
Ability to separate
Stop on a dime
Catches everything in sight
Top-end speed
Run-block
Leaper
Deep ball
Big-play threat
In the slot
Outside
Big plays
Track the ball
Run after catch
A wide receiver is said to need work with his route running
A receivers dropped pass concerns are brought up
Compared to Wes Welker
Running backs - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Vision
Patient runner
Decisive runner
Lower body strength
Top end speed
Can serve as a punt or kickoff returner
Ability to break through arm tackles
His pass protection is brought up
Ball security
Quick
Creative runner
Explosiveness
Power runner
Finesse runner
Ability to get to the 2nd level
Cut-back lanes
Keeps his feet moving
pass catcher
Compared to Darren Sproles
North-south runner
Tight Ends - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Former basketball player. Drink again if Antonio Gates or Jimmy Graham are mentioned
Red zone
Blocking ability is mentioned
Seam routes
Ability to beat linebackers
Run blocking
Size and speed
Compared to Rob Gronkowski
Big hands
Could play at H-back
Athletic
Ability to separate
Route running
Pass protection
Create mismatches
Vertical threat
Contested catches
Two tight end sets
Offensive linemen - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Strength
Power
Weight room
Run blocking
Pass protection
Lateral movement
Finishing blocks
Frame
Technique
Ability to hold off edge speed
Sustain blocks
Foot speed
"They might move him to guard"
Holding
Wide base
Lunges
Drives his feet
Hand placement
Spin moves
Can play multiple positions
Balance
Compared to Orlando Pace
Defensive linemen - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Size
Athletic
Length
Strength
Burst
Three technique
Shoots gaps
Pass rusher
Ability to read gaps
Explosive
Spin move
Run stopper
Can add more to his frame
Explodes off the line
Ability to play in a 4-3 or 3-4
Might move to outside linebacker
Counter moves
High motor
Disrupt
Undersized
Extend arms
Sheds blockers
Sacks
Eats up space
Linebackers - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Explosive
Versatile
Strength
Length
Ability to play out of multiple stances
Run stopper
Quickness
Change direction quickly
Set the edge
Pass rusher
Arm tackler
Sure tackler
Defend against the pass
Sacks
Inside moves
Drop into space
Can add more to frame
Defend outside runs
Change of direction
Instincts
Sideline to sideline
Wrap-up
Blitz
Avoid blockers
Nose for the ball
Man-to-man coverage
Ability to guard tight ends
Undersized
Compared to Luke Kuechly
Durability
Missed tackles
Cornerbacks - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Size
Length
Speed
Quickness
Physical
Compared to Brandon Browner
Analyst mentions how teams favor bigger cornerbacks currently
Play on an island
Press coverage
Recovery speed
Track the ball
Undersized
Small frame
Man coverage
Acceleration
Force fumbles
Interceptions
Holding problem is mentioned
Ball skills
Loose hips
Anticipation
Playmaking ability
Run support
Change of direction
Thin ankles
Ballhawk
Sure tackler
Backpedal
Disruptive
Footwork
Zone coverage
Can play as a Nickel CB
Can play on special teams
Jumps routes
Former track star
Safeties - Drink when the following words or phrases are used.
Run Support
Wraps up on tackles
Defend the slot
Tracks the ball
Zone coverage
Ball skills
Recovery speed
Beaten over the top
Quickness
Blitz
Interceptions
Nose for the ball
Reroute receivers
Hits hard
Box safety
Cover 2 safety
Ballhawk
Backpedal
Former quarterback
Ball tracking skills
When a player is compared to Earl Thomas
Playmaking ability
Instincts
Man coverage
Defend in space
Center fielder
Can play around the line of scrimmage
Breaks up passes
Can play on special teams
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