Quack Fix: January 7, 2017

SNOWMAGEDDON 2017 CONTINUES

Pantsless. Drunk. Yelling. When you’re playing WSU, there’s really no other way to win.

Ducks men’s basketball now 22-1 to win it all. I’ll be in Vegas in two weeks, and this seems like a really good way to turn my rural health tax credit into a new Jaguar.

I dislike recruiting stories. Nonetheless, here is one on Billy Gibson, a 3* safety decommitting from Miami. He and everyone else ever related to a Florida school is now a heavy Ducks lean.

It’s my first Quack Fix ever! Congratulations, I am now a journalist.