Quack Fix 12-6-17: The Morning After

Editor’s note: apparently our author has forgotten how to embed links (not that anyone reads them), or post videos. Please forward all complaints to Akili’s Heel.

So THAT happened.

For more Roses and Sunshine, Andrew Nemic looks at 10 pledges that may take their services elsewhere: http://www.oregonlive.com/recruiting/index.ssf/2017/12/oregon_ducks_recruiting_commit.html#incart_river_index

Everyone’s Favorite Columnist with another surprisingly strong take on the dumpster fire that was the Willie-or-Won’t-he? Show, and how, perhaps, some sloppy contract language created this situation:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2017/12/canzano_willie_taggarts_exit.html#incart_river_index

For those of you that may have missed it, here is a link to the video of Rob Mullens’ press conference yesterday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-EYGojyWo

No, you’re not being Rick-Rolled. More like Willie-Rolled.

That’s all I’ve got. Happy Humpday. Play nice with each other, and be Good Humans. Selah.