BREAKING: Willie Taggart leaves ASU for Washington Huskies

The coaching staff and players of the Arizona State Sun Devils football team were shocked this morning when the news broke that former WKU-USF-Oregon-FSU-ASU coach Willie Taggart would be taking over the vacant University of Washington job.

"...What he explained to me was (U DUB) was a place he admired as a youngster and early on in his career. It held a special place in his heart from a young age," said a lonely tech-worker.

The tear-drenched Taggart addressed a surprised group of players, then left too abruptly for further questioning.

Three hours later, Taggart appeared at a University of Washington press conference. After riveting opening remarks and a standing ovation, the new head coach left with a smile.

"Have a great day if you want to," he said with one foot out the door.

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