The coaching staff and players of the Florida State Seminoles football team were shocked this morning when the news broke that former WKU-USF-Oregon-FSU-ASU-UW-USF coach Willie Taggart would be re-taking over the vacant FSU job after their former coach left abruptly.

"...What he explained to me was (FSU) was a place he admired as a youngster and early on in his career. It held a special place in his heart from a young age," said the same half-dressed Seminole fan from before.

The tear-drenched Taggart addressed a stunned group of players, then left too abruptly for further questioning.

One hour later, Taggart appeared at a FSU press conference. After riveting opening remarks and a standing ovation, the new head coach left with a smile.

"Have a great day if you want to," he said with one foot out the door.