Things I learned this morning: Michigan Bots appear to be a larger threat to internet security than the Russians, and yes the DMV is still a vile, torturous wasteland in case you were wondering.
Here are our Top 4 vote getters. The poll will remain open until sometime this weekend when I decide to close it. Creator of the winning slogan gets a massage from Beta Viggosling or a date with an Amanda P blow up doll - winner’s choice!
Vote early and often (NOT YOU MICHIGAN), and don’t forget to rec the kitten.
What Shall Henceforth Be the ATQ Slogan?
This poll is closed
ATQ: We Smoked It All
ATQ: We do less before noon than most people don’t do all day
ATQ: FUCK OHIO STATE
ATQ: We’re the girliest thing on the Internet really