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ATQ Slogan Poll: The Final Round

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Things I learned this morning: Michigan Bots appear to be a larger threat to internet security than the Russians, and yes the DMV is still a vile, torturous wasteland in case you were wondering.

Here are our Top 4 vote getters. The poll will remain open until sometime this weekend when I decide to close it. Creator of the winning slogan gets a massage from Beta Viggosling or a date with an Amanda P blow up doll - winner’s choice!

Vote early and often (NOT YOU MICHIGAN), and don’t forget to rec the kitten.


What Shall Henceforth Be the ATQ Slogan?

This poll is closed

  • 53%
    ATQ: We Smoked It All
    (7 votes)
  • 15%
    ATQ: We do less before noon than most people don’t do all day
    (2 votes)
  • 15%
    (2 votes)
  • 15%
    ATQ: We’re the girliest thing on the Internet really
    (2 votes)
13 votes total Vote Now