Week Eight. Jeezus, what a LAME slate of games. Oh well, bad fooobawww is better than no fooobawwww, I reckon.

(All times listed are PDT)

9:00 - #2 Cincinnati at Navy, ESPN2

You sank my battleship!

9:00 - #3 Oklahoma at Kansas, ESPN

Well, at least it’s almost basketball season

9:00 - Northwestern at #6 Michigan, FOX

Can the ‘Cats play spoiler?

9:00 - Illinois at #7 Penn State, ABC

This game should be played at night, I can’t think of a better sleep aid

12:00 - Wisconsin at #25 Purdue, Big Ten Network

If Wiscy wins, can it really be considered an upset?

12:30 - #8 Oklahoma State at Iowa State, FOX

THIS is the upset special of the week, mark my words

12:30 - LSU at #12 University of Mississippi, CBS

Let the Ed Orgeron Farewell Tour commence

12:30 - BYU at Washington State, FS1

For the same reasons you slow to view the aftermath of a car wreck

4:00 - Tennessee at #4 Alabama, ESPN

Throw a golf ball at Nick Saban, Volfan, I DARE you

4:00 - #22 San Diego State at Air Force, CBSSN

That Brady Hoke is a damn GENIUS

4:30 - USC at #13 Notre Dame, NBC

GO METEOR

4:30 - Utah at Oregon State, PAC 12 Network

Worth watching as we’ll be seeing both teams in a month

4:30 - #5 Ohio State at Indiana, ABC

Keep rollin’ Buckeyes