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Week Eight. Jeezus, what a LAME slate of games. Oh well, bad fooobawww is better than no fooobawwww, I reckon.
(All times listed are PDT)
9:00 - #2 Cincinnati at Navy, ESPN2
You sank my battleship!
9:00 - #3 Oklahoma at Kansas, ESPN
Well, at least it’s almost basketball season
9:00 - Northwestern at #6 Michigan, FOX
Can the ‘Cats play spoiler?
9:00 - Illinois at #7 Penn State, ABC
This game should be played at night, I can’t think of a better sleep aid
12:00 - Wisconsin at #25 Purdue, Big Ten Network
If Wiscy wins, can it really be considered an upset?
12:30 - #8 Oklahoma State at Iowa State, FOX
THIS is the upset special of the week, mark my words
12:30 - LSU at #12 University of Mississippi, CBS
Let the Ed Orgeron Farewell Tour commence
12:30 - BYU at Washington State, FS1
For the same reasons you slow to view the aftermath of a car wreck
4:00 - Tennessee at #4 Alabama, ESPN
Throw a golf ball at Nick Saban, Volfan, I DARE you
4:00 - #22 San Diego State at Air Force, CBSSN
That Brady Hoke is a damn GENIUS
4:30 - USC at #13 Notre Dame, NBC
GO METEOR
4:30 - Utah at Oregon State, PAC 12 Network
Worth watching as we’ll be seeing both teams in a month
4:30 - #5 Ohio State at Indiana, ABC
Keep rollin’ Buckeyes