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Weak Ten. When I look at Saturday’s game schedule, I’m reminded of a wonderful line from that classic Christmas song “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”—
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, ”Stink, stank, stunk”!
Enjoy.
(All times listed are PDT)
9:00 - Missouri at #1 Georgia, ESPN
Well, at least Mizzou fans will get their curb-stomping over with early
9:00 - #5 Ohio State at Nebraska, FOX
With AD’s suddenly willing to pull the plug mid-season, will this be it for Frosty?
9:00 - #9 Wake Forest at North Carolina, ABC
I’m seeing Cinderella’s slipper covered in tar
9:00 - Illinois at #20 Minnesota, ESPN2
Awfully early to row the damn boat
12:00 - Cal at Arizona, PAC 12 Network
Bear Down? Bear Dead.
12:30 - #3 Michigan State at Purdue, ABC
Pur-don’t
12:30 Tulsa at #6 Cincinnati, ESPN2
It’s matchups like these that will keep Cincy from the playoffs
12:30 - #12 Baylor at TCU, FOX
Let the post-Gary Patterson Era commence
12:30 - #13 Auburn at #14 Texas A&M, CBS
Whoever wins jumps into the top six because ESS EEE SEE
12:30 - Idaho State at #15 Bring ‘Em Young University, ESPN3
My god, does literally anyone outside of greater Provo give a shit about this one
1:00 - #19 North Carolina State at Florida State, ACC Network
Let’s keep the Noles from making it to a bowl again this year, shall we?
4:00 - Oregon State at Colorado, PAC 12 Network
Can the Beavs get back on track?
4:00 - LSU at #2 Alabama, ESPN
Lord, how I’d love to see the Tigers give ol’ Ed Oregon a nice going away present
4:00 - Boise (not a) State at #25 Fresno (also not a) State, CBS Sports Network
BSU has perennially given CSUF fits— will Saturday be any different?
4:30 - Indiana at #7 Michigan, ABC
Watch, as the Wolverines make their annual late season swan dive
8:00 - #24 San Diego State at Hawai’i, FS1
Let’s see how defensive mastermind Brady Hoke rallies the troops after their first taste of adversity
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