College Game Day Open Thread

Weak Ten. When I look at Saturday’s game schedule, I’m reminded of a wonderful line from that classic Christmas song “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”—

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, ”Stink, stank, stunk”!

Enjoy.

(All times listed are PDT)

9:00 - Missouri at #1 Georgia, ESPN

Well, at least Mizzou fans will get their curb-stomping over with early

9:00 - #5 Ohio State at Nebraska, FOX

With AD’s suddenly willing to pull the plug mid-season, will this be it for Frosty?

9:00 - #9 Wake Forest at North Carolina, ABC

I’m seeing Cinderella’s slipper covered in tar

9:00 - Illinois at #20 Minnesota, ESPN2

Awfully early to row the damn boat

12:00 - Cal at Arizona, PAC 12 Network

Bear Down? Bear Dead.

12:30 - #3 Michigan State at Purdue, ABC

Pur-don’t

12:30 Tulsa at #6 Cincinnati, ESPN2

It’s matchups like these that will keep Cincy from the playoffs

12:30 - #12 Baylor at TCU, FOX

Let the post-Gary Patterson Era commence

12:30 - #13 Auburn at #14 Texas A&M, CBS

Whoever wins jumps into the top six because ESS EEE SEE

12:30 - Idaho State at #15 Bring ‘Em Young University, ESPN3

My god, does literally anyone outside of greater Provo give a shit about this one

1:00 - #19 North Carolina State at Florida State, ACC Network

Let’s keep the Noles from making it to a bowl again this year, shall we?

4:00 - Oregon State at Colorado, PAC 12 Network

Can the Beavs get back on track?

4:00 - LSU at #2 Alabama, ESPN

Lord, how I’d love to see the Tigers give ol’ Ed Oregon a nice going away present

4:00 - Boise (not a) State at #25 Fresno (also not a) State, CBS Sports Network

BSU has perennially given CSUF fits— will Saturday be any different?

4:30 - Indiana at #7 Michigan, ABC

Watch, as the Wolverines make their annual late season swan dive

8:00 - #24 San Diego State at Hawai’i, FS1

Let’s see how defensive mastermind Brady Hoke rallies the troops after their first taste of adversity

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