College Game Day Open Thread

Welcome to Week Three of College Football, errrrrrrrrybody. Honestly it’s a pretty weak slate of games today, but mediocre foooobawwww beats no foooobawwww, amirite?

Now normally you’d expect to see a list of today’s games posted here, but honestly— you’re all adults (or adult-curious) here, I’m sure you know how to work a TV Guide, I don’t really need to do it for you, do I?

Okay, fine— here are a couple of viewing options for you today:

12:30 pm- #1 Alabama at #11 Florida, CBS

Lord, did Tim Tebow really predict Florida would beat the Death Star today? Homer much, Tim?

12:30 USC at Wazzu, FOX

aka, the Train Wreck Bowl— the loser is FORCED to remain coach at their respective school for the rest of the season

12:30 Tulsa at #9 anOSU, FS1

Can the Stinkeyes bounce back?

1:15 pm- Arkansas State at Washington, PAC 12 Networks

Speaking of train wrecks...

4:00 pm- Sacerlina at #2 Georgia, ESPN

Now you’re just trying to get out of those afternoon chores, aren’t you?

4:30 pm- #22 Auburn at #10 Penn State, ABC

LET’S GO METEOR

5:00 pm- Stanford at Vanderbilt, ESPNU

Which Furd team shows up today?

6:00 pm- Oklahoma State at Boise State, FS1

For the college football junkies only

7:00 pm- Northern Arizona at Arizona, PAC 12 Networks

A chance to see next week’s sacrificial lamb opponent

7:15 pm- #19 Arizona State at #23 Bring ‘Em Young University, ESPN

Let’s see if Sparky is for real

7:45 pm- CSUFresno at #13 UCLA, PAC 12 Networks

Can Chip make it three in a row?