Welcome to Week Four. Conference games begin. Sphincters tighten. Here are but a few of the available viewing options for your enjoyment.
(All times listed are PDT)
9:00- #12 Notre Dame vs. #18 Wisconsin, FOX
From Soldier Field in Chicago. Please Wiscy, beat the tar out of the ‘domers, I’m really not ready for all the ND Hype if you don’t.
12:30- #7 Texas A&M vs. #16 Arkansas, CBS
Another neutral site showcase at Jerry’s World. Actually rooting for the Hogs, the hype surrounding A&M is almost as nauseating as that for Notre Dame.
12:30- #9 Clemson at NC State, ESPN
Will the Tigers actually score more than 14 points?
12:30- Rutgers at #19 Michigan, ABC
Can the Knights actually put on a better performance than washinglosttomontana?
1:00- Kansas at Duke, ACC Network
What, is it basketball season already?
3:00- #24 fUCLA at Stnafrod, PAC-12
I’m sure Stanford Fan is terribly excited for this matchup.
3:30- Texas Southern at Rice, ESPN3
Both teams are winless; there will be like thirteen people not related to the players tuning into this one.
4:00- Tennessee at #11 Florida, ESPN
Good ol’ Ess Eee See foooobawww from the Swamp.
4:30- Southern Miss at #1 Alabama, SEC Network
Lordy, when was the last time ‘Bama was relegated to the conference network?
4:30- Akron at #10 anOhio State, Big 10 Network
Gooooo Buckeyes, I guess.
5:00- Troy at UL-Monroe, ESPN+
Just wanted to see if anyone was paying attention.
6:30- California at washington, PAC-12
I smell an upset. Perhaps it’s just my lunch coming back up. Hard to tell.
7:15- South Florida at #15 BYU, ESPN2
Welcome to the Culture Shock Bowl.
7:30- Oregon State at U$C, Fox Sports 1
Will the Beavers allow the Trojans to break through and score big?