When Matt Takimoto isn't comparing Oregon football players to Impressionist painters and Velvet Underground songs, or playing around with MSPaint, he is a graduate student in elementary education at UC-Berkeley. He started reading Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" in 2003, but can't seem to find the time to finish it, choosing instead to read "The Phantom Tollbooth" over and over again. He likes Irish whisky and sushi, hates wet socks and high places, and still can't understand why Ben Savage hasn't parlayed "Boy Meets World" into a Ryan Gosling-esque movie career.
Praise for Matt Takimoto:
"He's not wrong" - Spencer Hall of Every Day Should Be Saturday
"I've wanted him fired for a long time." - ATQ author Matt Daddy
"You're the best." - ATQ user daisyduck
Using advanced metrics, I will attempt to find Khalil Tate’s place among the greats of history.
John Sayler from UWDP joins us to add fuel to our hatefire.
I don’t want to have to disown you, so please help me out with this.
Much like the Oregon offense, I do not have the health necessary to get the job done.
Defense is exciting again! Let’s do the least Oregon thing of all, and embrace it.
Cal-Oregon is this Saturday night, and literally anything is possible.