When Matt Takimoto isn't comparing Oregon football players to Impressionist painters and Velvet Underground songs, or playing around with MSPaint, he is a graduate student in elementary education at UC-Berkeley. He started reading Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" in 2003, but can't seem to find the time to finish it, choosing instead to read "The Phantom Tollbooth" over and over again. He likes Irish whisky and sushi, hates wet socks and high places, and still can't understand why Ben Savage hasn't parlayed "Boy Meets World" into a Ryan Gosling-esque movie career.
Praise for Matt Takimoto:
"He's not wrong" - Spencer Hall of Every Day Should Be Saturday
"I've wanted him fired for a long time." - ATQ author Matt Daddy
"You're the best." - ATQ user daisyduck
Oregon football might be good. But probably, they appear as though they are good.
Seriously. The state is on fire. Who gives a damn about football?
Oregon’s given out its fair share of whompings; which one was the whompiest?
because it’s important to enter each season with a measure of humility.
Everyone leaves town, and we limp to a sad and unsatisfying finish. So, just like your wedding night.
Part 3 of our great hypothetical redraft of the college football conferences.
The realignment draft begins, and goes off the rails almost immediately.
Football needs fixing, and we’re just the idiots to fix it.