When Matt Takimoto isn't comparing Oregon football players to Impressionist painters and Velvet Underground songs, or playing around with MSPaint, he is a graduate student in elementary education at UC-Berkeley. He started reading Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" in 2003, but can't seem to find the time to finish it, choosing instead to read "The Phantom Tollbooth" over and over again. He likes Irish whisky and sushi, hates wet socks and high places, and still can't understand why Ben Savage hasn't parlayed "Boy Meets World" into a Ryan Gosling-esque movie career.
Praise for Matt Takimoto:
"He's not wrong" - Spencer Hall of Every Day Should Be Saturday
"I've wanted him fired for a long time." - ATQ author Matt Daddy
"You're the best." - ATQ user daisyduck
Eight figures can get you a lot, but there are a lot of bad ideas out there. Tako is here to help find cost-effective solutions.
The Deadlock Don has a few more years as Oregon’s quarterback. He needs some goals to shoot for.
Let’s dig through and figure out what good parts are left on this mighty wreck.
Funny. They’re almost as iffy about their team as we are about ours.
This season has been a hot mess, but Oregon football has a history of hiding jewels amidst garbage.
Oregon football is in some kind of mess right now. What will it take to salvage this season?