Matt Takimoto
Visionary, Genius, King of Modesty
When Matt Takimoto isn't comparing Oregon football players to Impressionist painters and Velvet Underground songs, or playing around with MSPaint, he is a graduate student in elementary education at UC-Berkeley. He started reading Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" in 2003, but can't seem to find the time to finish it, choosing instead to read "The Phantom Tollbooth" over and over again. He likes Irish whisky and sushi, hates wet socks and high places, and still can't understand why Ben Savage hasn't parlayed "Boy Meets World" into a Ryan Gosling-esque movie career.
Praise for Matt Takimoto:
"He's not wrong" - Spencer Hall of Every Day Should Be Saturday
"I've wanted him fired for a long time." - ATQ author Matt Daddy
"You're the best." - ATQ user daisyduck
Why Oregon Should Lose to Washington State
Tako doesn’t want Oregon to lose to Washington State. But here’s why it might be good in the long run if they do.
Tako Tuesdays Bought a Zoo
It’s a world-class menagerie!
An Open Letter to All the Petulant Oregon Fans
We hear you. We don’t like you. Please stop.
Tako Tuesdays Wants to Meet New People
Oregon has never played 59 different FBS teams in football. Tako ranks them all.
The Tako Tuesdays Best Case/Worst Case, 2016 Edition
Tako is back with a best case and worst case scenario for Oregon's 2016 season. You won't like the worst case.
Tako Tuesdays: An Ill-Advised Return
Tako crawls out of his cave of solitude to give this whole blogging thing just one more shot.
2016 Alamo Bowl - TCU 47, Oregon 41
Oregon blows the biggest lead in bowl history, and provides a perfect summary for this 2015 season.
The 11 Best UO-UW Games of the Last 11 Years
No better time to recap the streak than the week before it might end.
Washington State-Oregon Post Game Recap
Written by someone who didn't watch.