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Quack Fix: Oregon readies for Stanford

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Happy Halloween!

Oregon has a chance to exorcise some demons. Or maybe exercise them. Jazzercize them? Zumba them?

Stanford is fueling Oregon. I like this one because it illustrates something a bit good and bad. Oregon under Chip Kelly had the nameless, faceless opponent, and one result of that (I think) is that Oregon was incredibly consistent from game to game. Under Helfrich we've seen some major highs - but we've also seen some uncharacteristic lows.

Oregon is actually pretty fast. Yes, this is a news article from 2014.

The practice review sounds...good?

Mariota goes out for his birthday by having a quiet, family dinner. His draft ranking dropped 5 spots due to not making it rain.

Phil Steele likes Oregon to make the playoffs too.

Stanford, meanwhile, is a bit banged up on defense, meaning that they're merely absurdly awesome and not soul-crushingly amazing.

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